I tend to look at the law section of the news first. I think that the most glaring examples of the dumbing down of America can be found here first. This is also the point of congruence for the stories that highlight the current trend to attempt an overthrow our government by activists and radicals who diligently oppose the Constitution of the United States since it stands in reproof of their beliefs.
Today was interesting because three out of fifteen stories on ABC.com/Law were about SEX. For the mathematically gifted this can be expressed as 20%.
To be fair to ABC it looks like one story was from Business and another from Technology. I guess filler is needed and what’s better than SEX?
Here are the stories:
Months After Firing, CEO’s Messy Romances Revealed
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/IndustryInfo/Story?id=4192364&page=1
Tell me it ain’t true. CEO’s have sex lives? The collapse of the economy is hereby fully explained. Hang this guy from the podium at the NYSE until the “Market” behaves rationally.
Deadly Sex
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/Sex/story?id=4190645&page=1
Can’t really comment here. My prurient interest is causing my overactive salivary glands to fill my mouth and overflow down my chin. Oh hell…….another case of prosecuting the criminally stupid. Watch out Congress this township police chief, David Sterner, may be the next Attorney General of the United States.
Cell Porn Scandal Hits Pa. High School
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/GadgetGuide/wireStory?id=4187092
Criminalize those little baxtards! Who would ever suspect that children might behave badly. They must be throwbacks of some kind . God knows that PARENTS, TEACHERS, and CLERGY can’t be blamed. Yes. Get the law involved. The gravy must flow. Little S.O.B.s never deserved a chance to grow, learn, and develop. They are responsible. Off with their heads!!
My giggle meter is off the charts. The inside of my cheek hurts from all that tongue action.
